Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someday's I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good morning guys haha I just got up lol what time is it were you guys live? Here it's 10:30 lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When youre walking, then start texting and walking slower, and slower, and slower, until youre just standing there texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was cake in the fridge and a note saying do not eat me! I ate the cake and left a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't say happiness without saying Ha, penis. I JUST DIED! Why do I find stupid things like this so funny??Oh Tumblr.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hope you don't mind that the side dish I'm bringing to Thanksgiving is several bottles of wine that I'm not sharing with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher : Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back : OMG I JUST FLIPPED RIGHT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today, and my worst fears have been realized.. she's just fat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend helps you up when you get knocked down, a true friend says "Stay down, I got this." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate that feeling you get when you have an insanely good comeback .. but it's way after the argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy- *Texts sweet stuff.* Girl-You're so sweet! Girl- *Texts sweet stuff.* Boy- Ok. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on running a marathon without having to stop for a heart attack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked, tension instead of blood — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well anyways sorry y'all for all the pictures haah for the Poeple who got annoyed Ok let the quoting begin ^,^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask no you ask will you please ask? why can't you ask?fine...hey my friend wants to ask you something — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he was my husband.. I wouldn't question it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else have an Epileptic Goldfish? Do you find it's alright when you,put it back in it's bowl? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
