Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Hey I've never met you, Me: and I'm crazy, Me: I have your number, Me: I'll call you daily. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always had a feeling that maybe God and Satan were females.. because guys can't keep grudges for this long.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously I dont know when exactly the ufo landed and dumped all these stupid people but they apparently arent coming back for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exact definition of physics:physics is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room when there is no cat actually,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, hed be lost without it, and while he doesnt always know the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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