OMG DiD YOU GET BRACES!?!?!?!!? í!?nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't do it... Then why are you laughing? Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals… Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls can't take a compliment: Your so prettyNo I'm not, I'm ugly WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mirror & my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. Hearing something that absolutely kills you inside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It seems that fears are all based on these things: illusion and future thinking, with a side order of 'What if.' 'What… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has no second edition to correct it later.It has only one edition which should be the best.So be smart enough while… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know when exactly that UFO landed and dropped off all these stupid people here but it obviously isn't coming back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
