The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
Marriage SMS / Text messages & jokes in Hindi, Urdu & English
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
Words for long and happy marriage
7 words for a long
and happy marriage
Yes Dear
I am sorry
It's my fault.
Definition of most successful married life
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"
Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Remember your wife birthday
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife's birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Marriage is made of trust & understanding
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
True relatives always stand behind u
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!