Funny SMS / Text Messages

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare)

All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare'S Wife)

Love Happens Automatically

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

Pillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Height of confidence

Height of confidence

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

Secret of successful marriage

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

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When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)

Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.