Circumstance does not make the man
(17 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
Loading...Circumstance does not make the man;
it reveals him to himself
James Allen
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SMS / Text Messages
(17 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Learn to enjoy every minute of your life
(24 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.
Don't wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future. Think how
really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether it's at work or with your family.
Every minute should be enjoyed and savoured.
Earl Nightingale
I am not a ....
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading..."I am not a palmist to tell u where ur paths will lead u..
I am not an astrologist to tell u if ur stars will be lucky enough for u..
I am not even gud enough to take ur burden over my shoulders..
But.. I can make a wish for u.. A simple wish that..
"May ALLAH lead u to the best path..
May He bless u with the luckiest stars..
May He guide u, protect u n help u through everything!" Ameen.
Mr.Bean Science
(41 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Mr.Bean Science
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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
you are an angle
(13 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)Loading...I'll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You'll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don't want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an "Angle"
Joke kaisa laga ?
(48 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)Loading...u r...
A B C D E F G H I J K L
A=Aachhe
B=Briliant
C=Cool
D=Dashing
E=Emotional
F=Fantastic
G=Great
H=Hot
I=Intelligent
&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.
Seek what they sought.
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Do not seek to follow in
the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought.
(Basho)
Good, better, and best person
(40 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...A good person will always be in memory.
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A better person will always be in dreams.
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But the best person will always be in my heart.
A sinking ship & life guard jacket
(45 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
There are no limits
(19 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)Loading...If you always put limits on everything you do,
physical or anything else.
It will spread into your work and into your life.
There are no limits. There are only plateaus,
and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.
(Bruce Lee)
8 best moments in life
(52 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...8 best moments in life
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Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
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Thinking your love with tears.
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Looking old photos & smiling.
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A sweet & emotional chat with friends
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Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
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Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
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The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Wish u all such gr8 moments!
Have a wonderful life!
Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami
(30 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.