People live People die
(14 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
Loading...People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
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SMS / Text Messages
(14 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...There are two rules for success
(62 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...There are two rules for success:
1) Never tell everything you know‚¦
(Roger H. Lincoln)
Let the boss speak first
(63 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.
Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st
Feel good when somebody Miss u
(22 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading...Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
Prayers will never be less for you
(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Even
If we have..
Less talks
Less hellos
Less stories
Less greetings
But always
Remembr that
My prayers
Wil
Never b
Less...
for You....
Far sighting of an old man
(36 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)
Find out how far one can go
(21 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Only those who will risk
going too far can possibly
find out how far one can go.
(T. S. Elliot)
Imagine world without girls
(61 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
My way of life
(12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called 'ATTITUDE'...
"LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY"
World shortest jokes
(48 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
Circumstance does not make the man
(17 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Circumstance does not make the man;
it reveals him to himself
James Allen
Learn to enjoy every minute of your life
(24 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.
Don't wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future. Think how
really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether it's at work or with your family.
Every minute should be enjoyed and savoured.
Earl Nightingale