(45 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
Loading...A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata.........
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
(81 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever noticed that
Royal Royce and Mercedes have any commercials.
Ans: NO..Why?
Reason: They know the value of their product
& that brings the customers to them.
Lesson: When u know ur value,
u don't have to beg people to be in ur life,
to be friends with u, to spend time with u or to love u.
Be confident in who u are,
just remember NOT everyone can handle LUXURY.
(33 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Friendship is not collection of hearts
but
it is selection of hearts.
(62 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)
(53 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)Loading...Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari
Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari
Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi
Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari
Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
(13 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!
(89 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...A bird sitting on the branch of a tree
is not afraid of the shaking branch
cause it trusts it's wings .
Moral- believe in yourself
(51 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...In my life I learned how€¦ 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn€™t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
(58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...My strength did not come
from lifting weights.
My strength came from
lifting myself when I was knocked down.