A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
A successful man / woman
(114 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
Loading...A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
A Good / Best Teacher is who ....
(103 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
(154 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
I will give both of them
(79 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Girls r like phones
(40 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u'll be disconnected!
U r a nice person...
(147 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
5 funny facts of life
(138 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)Loading...Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p
Why women starts with W
(98 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
Tomorrow exam's cheat today!
(58 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
(77 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
(81 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..