A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
(125 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
Loading...Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
(32 votes, average: 3.34 out of 5)Loading...Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
ha koi muqabla karne wala
2 Ways to rule girls
(114 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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And nobody knows them.
Give me another Girlfriend..!!
(112 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)Loading...Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!
Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!
2 Wise advices for married peoples
(334 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
Journey of a thousand miles
(54 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...A Journey Of A Thousand
Miles Begins With A Single Step.
Then,
You Get In A Car
And Go To The Airport.
It Doesn't Take That Long :p
Perfect example of good & bad luck
(951 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)Loading...What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
What is skeleton?
(96 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai
(51 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)Loading...I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
(My neighbour say all this to me)
Asked for a kiss
(109 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p
Kiss is like a stamp
(83 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai