Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Positive thinking poem
(28 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
Loading...Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don't worry u don't cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Positive thinking is like
(41 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Positive thinking is like.....
U r standing on the middle of the road.........
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head....
But you remain calm...
and thanks to God...
that cows dont fly:)
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
(137 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
How he got into the house
(38 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer.
“No, no no!‚ said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.‚
itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
(66 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
(18 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.
Part & art of living
(55 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
Chances of my recovering?
(51 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
Clock will never be stolen
(45 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
A man went to hell
(41 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)Loading...A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said "u can do that"
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"
The human brain is most thing outstanding
(44 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love