When a person laughs too much
When a person laughs too
much even on stupid things,
that person is sad deep inside.
When a person laughs too
much even on stupid things,
that person is sad deep inside.
Sending across these lonely flowers, to say:
I care for you and any time you need me,
I'll always be there for you!
Happy Women's Day
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
You are as sweet inside as out. Hope your day is as sweet as you are!
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
By and large,
mothers and housewives are the only workers
who do not have regular time off.
They are the great vacation-less class.
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
A beautiful woman must expect
to be more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.
Happy Women's Day
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.