Funny Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image “I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny God Politics
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The American government is doing whatever it wants to, without any representative of the American public watching what it is doing. — John Chancellor Copy Share Image
People in the U.S. will watch anything if it's put in front of their face over and over again. I like to see what's… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
This is not some alarmist Orwellian scenario; it is here, now, financed by $20 billion last year and $15 billion more this year of… — William Safire Copy Share Image
It's fascinating to see how things have changed. Basically, every time the US government gets off the soapbox of the Sunday-morning talk shows, the… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
I think we're on too many government watch lists. We'd better let this one go. — Grant Imahara Copy Share Image
If we really want to know who is responsible for the mess we're in, all we have to do is look in the mirror.… — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
Domestic wiretaps, government television cameras blanketing our streets, spy drones by the thousands flying over our heads. It makes you wonder if the very… — Bob Beckel Copy Share Image
You can be sure that Judicial Watch is investigating and monitoring the responses of our government to the coronavirus threat. — Tom Fitton Copy Share Image
I believe there is significant overreach by the NSA in how it monitors American citizens. — Erik Prince Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image