Butler Quote by W. C. Fields

It's not that I don't like midgets, its just that we never see eye to eye.

— Anonymous

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

— Leslie Nielsen

I am technically not a midget. I'm a dwarf, or a little person, but I consider myself a midget. I just don't care enough…

— Hornswoggle

Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do…

— Chelsea Handler

I don't see midgets as abnormal people.

— Vikrant Massey

There was an article one time in one of the magazines and the head title was, Me and My Midget.' So I try to…

— Fergie

People said when I was a young lad 'Oh he's got good feet.' He's good in small spaces and that's something I have always…

— Adam Lallana

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Whoa," I say. "Look how tall he is." "Actors are always midgets in person," says Brandon, "But writers...they're giants.”

— Matthew Norman

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

I may not have the stereotypical head for business, but I have feet that were made for heels.

— Tamara Mellon

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

— Rita Rudner