Eyeglasses Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eyeglasses Ran Yesterday
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Just when you think you have seen it all, your optometrist tells you its time for a new pair of glasses. — Lori Noebe Copy Share Image
You can't just mess with somebody's prescription, and I really like wearing glasses. It's my eyesight and I don't want to mess with that. — Michelle Chamuel Copy Share Image
I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that. — Ryan Eggold Copy Share Image
I have the most dreadfully appalling eyesight. I'm really shortsighted and have been since I was about five. I was the speccy girl with… — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
I lost dozens of pairs of expensive glasses because I'd put them down and then not be able to find them again. — Bonnie Tyler Copy Share Image
I do wear prescription glasses off screen, though I didn't wear them to any of the auditions until the read-through. — Claudia Jessie Copy Share Image
My glasses are from Cutler & Gross. They're not prescription: I just love wearing them. I used to wear Ray-Ban a lot and then… — Tinie Tempah Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The first time we meet another person an insidious little voice in our heads says, "I might wear eyeglasses or be chunky around the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'd like to one day play Amanda, the mother, in The Glass Menagerie. — Bernadette Peters Copy Share Image
He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close. — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
Objects of Appreciation: Every time you go to use a utensil or instrument, take pleasure and feel gratitude for the fact that you have… — Zelig Pliskin Copy Share Image
Medicine allows people to live who would otherwise die, so antibiotics will let people survive infections that they might be otherwise very vulnerable to… — Carl Zimmer Copy Share Image
By the end of this decade, computers will disappear as distinct physical objects, with displays built in our eyeglasses, and electronics woven in our… — Ray Kurzweil Copy Share Image
We are talking about mutated women, the result of cruel genetic experiments performed by fashion designers so lacking in any sense of human decency… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like… — Amanda Peet Copy Share Image
Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass. — Muhammad Iqbal Copy Share Image
She gave Pretty Boy a surreptitious glance. Did he honestly expect her to believe he was gay? True, there were the gay boots and… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“In the future, eyeglasses see all directions simultaneously. To be able to use hemiscope, eyes and brain need to practice.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
