Eyeglasses Quote by Steven Wright

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

— Steven Wright

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

— Steven Wright

I used to collect frames. I've been collecting accessories since I was 11-years-old, creeping around flea markets and sales and everything. Whenever I saw…

— Iris Apfel

“I read the prescription.  It ran: “1 lb. beefsteak, with 1 pt. bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed…

— Jerome K. Jerome

Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass.

— Muhammad Iqbal

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like…

— Amanda Peet

We are talking about mutated women, the result of cruel genetic experiments performed by fashion designers so lacking in any sense of human decency…

— Dave Barry

By the end of this decade, computers will disappear as distinct physical objects, with displays built in our eyeglasses, and electronics woven in our…

— Ray Kurzweil

Growing up, I was a nerd. With actual taped eyeglasses.

— Taye Diggs

Medicine allows people to live who would otherwise die, so antibiotics will let people survive infections that they might be otherwise very vulnerable to…

— Carl Zimmer

Objects of Appreciation: Every time you go to use a utensil or instrument, take pleasure and feel gratitude for the fact that you have…

— Zelig Pliskin

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close.

— Mary Matalin