I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I read the prescription. It ran: “1 lb. beefsteak, with 1 pt. bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning.… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
