Canada Quote by Steven Wright

In Canada, the only weapons you have are for hunting.

— Diego Klattenhoff

“You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.”

— Jason Jack Miller

“You got a concealed weapons permit for that thing?” “Does it look like I’m concealing anything, motherfucker?”

— T.M. Frazier

To think I need a gun to protect against those who'd kill me for being Muslim ... It's too bad they don't know about…

— Manil Suri

“Now, do you mind telling me why you have all these guns lying around? Are you afraid the paperwork will rise up against you?'…

— Daniel O'Malley

I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.

— Raymond Chandler

And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun

— Kurt Cobain

“If I can’t get a permit to carry a gun, then I’ll drag it along behind me. Do you need a permit for that…

— Kalle Paatalo

It confirms my idea that you also need more liberal gun laws. Guns lead to a polite society, as we like to say in…

— Ann Coulter

“Is the gun really necessary?" "No," he admitted. "It's just fun to have one." "Like an extra penis," I mused. He smiled unkindly. "Something…

— Karina Halle

“You have guns; you don’t need a salary.”

— Jason K. Stearns

I have eight guns. I do have a concealed weapons permit.

— Carlos Beruff