Confused Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Confused Daylight Daylight savings Daylight Savings Time Rose Saving Saving time Savings Shadow Sun Time Two
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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I was a very protected and confused kid till 24. It was after then, that I started taking my life seriously. — Siddharth Shukla Copy Share Image
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I am still searching for the expression of those confused sensations that we bring with us at birth. — Paul Cezanne Copy Share Image