You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I really hope the presidential debate tonight gets to the serious issue of when were going to repeal Daylight Savings Time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daylight savings time is tonight and is one of the best excuses for not being on time, needs to happen more often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Reminder: Daylight savings time tonight...in case anyone gets drunk and thinks they are traveling through time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings time tonight at 2am. For some of you that means an extra hour of sleep. For the rest of us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Daylight Savings Time I think we should spring forward at 4:00 p.m. on a Friday, and fall back at 9:00 p.m.… — Laura S Copy Share Image
I wish daylight savings time worked the other way in the fall...We could fall forward. Sunrise about 10am. Sunset, 9pm. Cool with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember to replace the batteries twice a year in smoke detectors. i.e. when you change the clocks for daylight savings time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Don't forget: Daylight Savings time ends...set your clocks back & enjoy an extra hour of sleep! See you tomorrow wide awake & alert! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time. One extra hour for us to dance and drink our asses off. I'm taking advantage of it. You snooze… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the ways the telegraph changed us as humans was it gave us a new sense of what time it is.… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
One of the ways the telegraph changed us as humans was it gave us a new sense of what time it is.… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
“She, for her part, was accustomed to my leavings and didn't complain too much. But she still felt about me what she'd… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
“My birthday is in March, and that year it fell during an especially bright spring week, vivid and clear in the narrow… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Extra hour of sleep tonight, but getting darker even earlier. Hello, fall daylight savings time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hadn't realized that daylight savings time hadn't ended yet. I hate winter time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of daylight savings time, we just need to shorten the workday so I don't have to get up while its dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm tired of darkness and it's not even the end of daylight savings time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time is an Indiangiver. It gives an hour, then it takes it back. — Laura S Copy Share Image
When is daylight savings time, because it is pitch black outside and my body refuses to leave the bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite holiday is Daylight Savings Time when we get an extra hour of sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
