Bed Quote by Steven Wright

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".

— Steven Wright

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would…

— Steven Wright

I wish I could say everything in one word. I hate all the things that can happen between the beginning of a sentence and…

— Leonard Cohen

“In the end is my beginning… That’s a quotation I’ve often heard people say.”

— Agatha Christie

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

— Larry Wall

Well "I do" are the two most famous last words. The beginning of the end. But to lose your life for another I've heard…

— Andrew Peterson

Sometimes last words can have the worst ending. I wish we could fast forward time and reverse feelings.

— Big Sean

The sad moment when you can't find a quote to express what you feel.

— Anonymous

When I die, I want my final words to be I'm too sexy for this life.

— Green Monk

Quotations are feeble; you always regret making them.

— Dorothy Richardson

If I were dying, my last words would be: Have faith and pursue the unknown end.

— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr

I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking.

— Dorothy L. Sayers