Before i die Quote by Steven Wright

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would…

— Steven Wright

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'

— Steven Wright

Unquote! Now hate, Judge, eventually you will die any.

— Me

“Never say "quotes" when you mean "quotations.”

— G. Anthony Harvey

If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you

— Ryan Lewer

For very few people is there a time when you, quote unquote, make it.

— Carol Kane

“I hate when people say "quote" when what they really mean is "quotation." How's that for a quote?”

— Anonymous

Quotations are feeble; you always regret making them.

— Dorothy Richardson

“Quotes are empty and meaningless. It is how they are used that gives them purpose, how the person repeating those words gives them meaning.…

— Andy Clark

If you have nobody to talk, sit aside with paper and pen, you can see your fingers will write the worlds most beautiful words…

— Bhargavi

I don’t like to quote myself but unfortunately everybody I know who should be quoting me is dead.

— Irving Brecher

“Of course, you cannot just blurt out a quote whenever you feel like it. For a quote to have the desired effect, it must…

— Jakub Marian