Don't trust Quote by Steven Wright

“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”

— Debbie Viguié

“He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. ”

— Michael Reisman

“Oh, wary, well, I’m wary of the water I drink, it might be poisoned,” said Glinda. “That doesn’t mean I stop drinking water.”

— Gregory Maguire

If you handed [character] a glass that was 90% full, he'd tell you that the 10% empty part proved that no one really cared about water.

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

“Some see the glass as half full, others see it as half empty, and then there are those who see it as a glass…

— Chaye Alexander

“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”

— Nora Roberts

If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether it is…

— Taisen Deshimaru

“Panic, panic, can't panic. Think of food. Think of sugar. I am a sugar cube in cold water. I won't dissolve. Precise edges. Made…

— Jael McHenry

One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So…

— Alejandro Jodorowsky

“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who…

— Chris Kuzneski

“The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half in liquid…

— Weike Wang

“I'll just have a glass of water.”

— Various