Belief Quote by Steven Wright

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I…

— Steven Wright

The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped you?' It…

— Gabriel Iglesias

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,…

— Steven Wright

Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a…

— Red Hot Chili Peppers

When he realized who he'd pulled over, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. He told me of all people I should know better.…

— Dennis Franz

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I…

— Steven Wright

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign.…

— Arielle Kebbel

That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID & BE COOL."

— Anonymous

If I see a cop, it's not like, 'Oh, there's a cop who's gonna keep me safe.' It's more, 'There's a cop who might…

— Flying Lotus

“I tried to gauge the cop's reaction. I couldn't see a thing. His dark eyes could have been laughing at me, or considering how…

— Jennifer Echols

Sometimes, when you see the newspaper and you read something I said, you say, 'Oh, I can't believe he said that.'

— Chris Christie

Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.

— George Carlin