Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Is it weird in here, or is it just me?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Its OK to be weird. And maybe your weird is my normal. Whos to say? I think its an attitude. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Everyone's got a little bit of weird in them, and you should let it out. — Perrie Edwards Copy Share Image
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
