Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image ““is it good if a vacume really sucks?”” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If the bad stuff didn’t exist, the good stuff wouldn’t seem so incredibly good.” — Allie Everhart Copy Share Image
“Why is it...that the good things that pop up almost always get clobbered by these miserable darn things that seem to choke out everything… — A. E. Hotchner Copy Share Image
“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“When a vacuum forms, someting has to come along to fill it. Because that's what everybody does.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“some vegetables are supposed to stay in the dirt and shouldn't be eaten at all.” — Ember Casey Copy Share Image
“I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
