Money Quote by Steven Wright

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this…

— Robert Wilensky

Weve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the…

— Anonymous

An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters might be able to write the complete works of William Shakespeare but the…

— Julia Hartley-Brewer

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete…

— Ian Hart

“We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know…

— Robert Wilensky

“Maybe it’s true that an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of keyboards will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.…

— James Browning

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.

— Arthur Eddington

“We've all heard that millions of monkeys banging on millions of keyboards will eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet,…

— Robert Wilensky

“i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis…

— Bill Hirst

No man, even though he be Shakespeare, can write perfectly when his web is woven of threads that have been spun in many lands.

— William Butler Yeats

If I'm serious, yes, I'd like to have done what Shakespeare did... to act and write. You learn so much from acting. One of…

— Michael Morpurgo

You talk about auteur de cinema having things in their heads and putting them all across, can you imagine Shakespeare writing screenplays?

— Peter O'Toole