Money Quote by James Browning

“We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know…

— Robert Wilensky

“We've all heard that millions of monkeys banging on millions of keyboards will eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet,…

— Robert Wilensky

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this…

— Robert Wilensky

“enough monkeys with enough typewriters can give you Shakespeare, so”

— Nat Kozinn

Weve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the…

— Anonymous

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete…

— Ian Hart

An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters might be able to write the complete works of William Shakespeare but the…

— Julia Hartley-Brewer

“All of this is really impossible, in the way that it is really impossible that monkeys should by chance type out a copy of…

— Hilary Putnam

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

— Steven Wright

“i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis…

— Bill Hirst

“This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. Lets se, "It was…

— C. Montgomery Burns