Books Quote by C. Montgomery Burns

“enough monkeys with enough typewriters can give you Shakespeare, so”

— Nat Kozinn

“Maybe it’s true that an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of keyboards will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.…

— James Browning

“Give a monkey a stick and it will learn how to write.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.

— Arthur Eddington

“i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis…

— Bill Hirst

“Everybody knows the thing about an infinite number of monkeys," Fenig said. "An infinite number of monkeys is put to work at an infinite…

— Don DeLillo

“All of this is really impossible, in the way that it is really impossible that monkeys should by chance type out a copy of…

— Hilary Putnam

“THIS MOVIE WOULD BE SMARTER IF IT STARRED MONKEYS!”

— Matthew Cody

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)”

— Peter Coomber

“A picture with one word on it is like a thousand-and-one-word piece of literature. At this rate, I should be done with my million-word…

— Jarod Kintz

“But once an original book has been written-and no more than one or two appear in a century-men of letters imitate it, in other…

— Pierre Boulle