Money Quote by Hilary Putnam

“Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.”

— Douglas Adams

“enough monkeys with enough typewriters can give you Shakespeare, so”

— Nat Kozinn

“Maybe it’s true that an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of keyboards will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.…

— James Browning

“In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn’t, because there aren’t enough skulls!”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“In other words, if everyone wants to play Hamlet all at once, they couldn't because there aren't enough skulls.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Hamlet: ..... for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.....”

— Hamlet Act 2 scene 2

“There are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis…

— Bill Hirst

“I always felt as if I'd been handed a cardboard box crammed full of monkeys. I'd take the monkeys out of the box one…

— Haruki Murakami

“Nothing is impossible, you simply just have to believe it.”

— Jim Jensen

“Why do people always quote hamlet when they want to seem clever?”

— Alan Bradley

“Everything seems impossible And everything seems possible.”

— Dejan Stojanovic