Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nothing exists if a store doesn't buy it and you're not able to get it. — Carrie Donovan Copy Share Image
If you want to get things you can't buy in a store, you have to do things never thought of before. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I don't like to go to regular, big stores - I don't like to wear anything anybody else does. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I've tried to shop in stores that have brands that aren't known or pieces of clothing that aren't as easy to find. — Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Copy Share Image
Target. The Walmart for people who think they are too good for Walmart. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
