Football Quote by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

— Steven Wright

“God and Satan play poker with Tarot cards for the soul of an alcoholic sandwich-bag salesman obsessed with Bernini’s ‘The Ecstasy of St. Teresa.”

— David Foster Wallace

I've won over 50 million dollars playing poker.

— Dan Bilzerian

People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.

— Anonymous

If you want to make money playing poker, find a game with a few suckers, fish, donkeys, live ones, or whatever you choose to…

— Daniel Negreanu

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

— Warren Buffett

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

— Samantha Bee

“Life is just like the game of poker, you never know what cards you will get. Sitting against the people, you can either win…

— Prerna Varma

Actually," Alan said, earnest and clear-eyed, "this is my first time playing poker.

— Sarah Rees Brennan

It's one thing to skip class to play poker, but if I'm learning how to think in the real world playing poker, then maybe…

— James Holzhauer

Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic age.

— Peter Goldman

You get steely nerves playing poker.

— Nate Silver