Hotel Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hotel Last night Night Wake up
“I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If I go to hotels, they always say, 'Welcome back', even when I've never been there before. — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
One night I was sitting on the bed in my hotel room on Buker Hill, down in the middle of Los Angeles. It was… — John Fante Copy Share Image
Around 1978, I got really, really sick of waking up in hotel rooms when I don't know where I am. — Eric Carmen Copy Share Image
I go to a hotel and try to get there by 5:30 in the morning. I keep a dictionary, a thesaurus, a bible, a… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
The worst hotels are any with a bad bed. I stayed in a hotel where they left cards telling me my enjoyment was of… — Amanda Donohoe Copy Share Image
I leave a $100 bill and a note to the housekeeper at every hotel I've ever been in. It's important to write that they're… — Jim Irsay Copy Share Image
Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink.… — David Spade Copy Share Image
I'm a hotel baby, absolutely: it's hard to think of a hotel I haven't stayed in. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
“Any given room, behind any given door, someone else’s life was on fire. Not the life lived at home, not the cable-and-bed-by-9: 00-p.m. life,… — Jacob Tomsky Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
They paved paradise and put up a parkin lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot Don't it always seem… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate… — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
You couldn't get me to go travel around and sit in a hotel room again. I have no interest in doing that. So everybody's… — Phil Everly Copy Share Image
I'm just, like, totally normal. The fact that any of this has happened, that we're sitting here at the Beverly Hills Hotel just gets… — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
It's so Canada. On some level, you laugh, but on another level, it's just depressing. We pride ourselves: We're not like the bad old… — Constance Backhouse Copy Share Image
Whenever I write for hotel reservations, I always enclose a set of rules I have made for the hotels. — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Once you're back on your feet - if you ever make it back on your feet - that's the ultimate achievement. I remember I… — Rihanna Copy Share Image
I do interview senior candidates at the home office or many of our hotel or restaurant General Manager candidates. My two favorite questions are… — Chip Conley Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
