Bad luck Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad luck Lawyer Luck
If you think seven years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror... Try breaking a condom — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
If anybody had shown me the paperwork for how my life was going to look in five years, I would have said, "No. That… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when you're in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. It's a… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
Luck has nothing to do with it, because I have spent many, many hours, countless hours, on the court working for my one moment… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
My family was very unsure, and they told me to have a 'plan B' - until I did my publishing deal at 21 for… — Blackbear Copy Share Image
Oh, I get lucky a lot. I get lucky at four in the morning in the law library. — Louis Nizer Copy Share Image
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen. — Richard M Nixon Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“You never talk to the pitcher when…” He shook his head. “You just never talk to the pitcher when--” “I just wanted to congratulate… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly honest who complained of bad luck. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“I didn't do any of what they told me,' she said, 'because the more I thought about it, the more I realized that it… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows it is bad luck to step on a toad or on the shadow of a tree, to walk under a ladder,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because the core of my personal philosophy is that everything that happens to us benefits us, I was also spared the futility of cursing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest trap, the biggest dungeon in life isn't laziness or bad luck, it's comfort. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck - who keeps right on going -… — Robert Collier Copy Share Image
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“Before Tessa could answer, there was a knock at the door, and a familiar voice. "It's Jem. Tessa, are you there?" Charlotte sat bolt… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image