Dog Quote by Steven Wright

I bought a dog once. Named him Stay. Come here, Stay. He's insane now!!

— Anonymous

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move…

— Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

— Steven Wright

“Even through all of this, sometimes I wanted to lift up her chin and say, "Don't you see that is your dog?" Don't you…

— Alison Espach

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”

— Bill Kaulitz

I have given a name to my pain, and call it "dog".

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

— Diogenes

Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Dogs make sense. They understand hierarchy and the need to cooperate. They come when you call them. A cat though—a cat will take your…

— Eileen Wilks

“You’re not gonna name it Dog, are you?”

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“What’s my name?” “Puppy?” He jerks my head back and makes me look him in the eye. “Nice to meet you, Kitty. Tell me…

— Jennifer Foor