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Comedian Quote by Ron White

“I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian,…” quote by Ron White — Download Open image

“I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.”

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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers.

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