Alimony Quote by Red Buttons

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

— Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

— Groucho Marx

“Alimony: bounty after the mutiny.”

— Max Kaufmann

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

— Will Cuppy

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

Contrary to popular belief, Henry VIII did not divorce any of his wives. He had sought an annulment from Catherine of Aragon - which…

— Amanda Foreman

“By the time of Mary’s second French betrothal, Henry was already beginning to doubt the validity and the usefulness of his marriage to Catherine…

— Charles River Editors

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away…

— P. G. Wodehouse

“And that, despite the fact that we'd broken up seven years prior and I'd been the one to finally—firmly and permanently—walk away from him…

— Allison Winn Scotch

I got a divorce eleven years later on the grounds of cruelty, which is still not easy in England.

— Dinah Sheridan