Accused Quote by Phyllis Diller

They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.

— Phyllis Diller

“For everything there is a season. I'd miss having the seasons, people from New York like to say by way of indicating the extraordinary…

— Joan Didion

It's a misconception that you don't have seasons in southern California. They are just very subtle. The vegetation is very different. Plants react differently.…

— Christoph Waltz

I grew up in San Francisco and there's no seasons.

— Eva Victor

“Winter denial: therein lay the key to California Schadenfreude--the secret joy that the rest of the country feels at the misfortune of California. The…

— Christopher Moore

California, where the spring comes in the fall and the fall comes in the summer and the summer comes in the winter and the…

— Inez Haynes Irwin

Other seasons come abruptly but ask so little when they do. Winter is the only one that has to be relearned.

— Verlyn Klinkenborg

San Francisco's winter is a season unto itself. Fleeting, rain-soaked, verdant, a brief period of shadows and renewal

— Nathaniel Dorsky

Our seasons have no fixed returns, Without our will they come and go; At noon our sudden summer burns, Ere sunset all is snow.

— James Russell Lowell

Every man makes his own summer. The season has no character of its own, unless one is a farmer with a professional concern for…

— Robertson Davies

“In this part of California, there is no fall or spring. Summer drops right into winter, into summer, back and forth. Our idea of…

— Kelley York

We Californians can watch the Weather Channel for images of winter's brutality unleashed upon our fellow Americans and thank our lucky stars we don't…

— Henry Rollins