Laugh Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Laugh Laughing Laughter Life My life My own Own Real
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Laughter... is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are funny but… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I have a unique perspective on things that apparently makes people laugh. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
I really enjoy making people laugh; I've discovered that's a great technique. That's as powerful as stirring their sorrow, stirring their compassion, because that… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Troy was a sweet, good man. We just were never destined to be married. We just didn't have the same values. But I'm not… — Suzanne Pleshette Copy Share Image
Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh?… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
There isn't a sound better than your own child's laugh...There isn't a sight better than your own child's smile...and Nothing is better than being… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
