Chinese Quote by Phyllis Diller

“Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.”

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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

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I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

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For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

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If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

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“A smile is a curve that sets things right.”

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