Alarms Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alarms Dresses Fashion Ifs Would be
I would be upset if I was on the 'worst dressed'. It would make me think, 'Surely I haven't done anything that horrific -… — Louise Nurding Copy Share Image
You'll never get dressed as quick as when you wake up next to a naked dead chick — Ron Bennington Copy Share Image
I will never wear something I'm not comfortable in, and if I do, you'll see it in my face, and it'll be a complete… — Alia Bhatt Copy Share Image
I look suspicious if I dress in sort of benign clothes, going to the airport. — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
I don't dress for effect, and I think that it never works out when someone does. — Daphne Guinness Copy Share Image
You may or may not believe me, but in my personal life, I don't enjoy revealing outfits. — Hyuna Copy Share Image
I am always trying to put myself inside: Every dress I do, I think, 'If I were a woman, would I wear it?' — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
Never, ever, ever wear anything you are uncomfortable in. Because that is what you'll project: 'I look like a fool.' — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Were the life of man prolonged, he would become such a proficient in villainy, that it would become necessary again to drown or to… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
There's a statement from several members of the Senate, both Democrats and Republicans, including the Democratic leader, Charles Schumer; John McCain, the chair of… — George Stephanopoulos Copy Share Image
Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?"… — Duncan Jones Copy Share Image
It is a hard matter for a man to lie all over, nature having provided king's evidence in almost every member. The hand will… — Washington Allston Copy Share Image
Who then is free? the wise man who is lord over himself; Whom neither poverty nor death, nor chains alarm; strong to withstand his… — Horace Copy Share Image
Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm. — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
I understand the power and the alarm of words - Not those that they applaud from theatre-boxes, but those which make coffins break from… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
I don't know who Azazel is," he said. "Isn't he the cat from The Smurfs?" He cast about , but Isabelle just looked up… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Those who have past much of their lives in this great city, look upon its opulence and its multitudes, its extent and variety, with… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
When I see a new face, something sets off an alarm bell inside me. 'slow down! Danger!' Even when the attraction is strongest, I… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
