Knee Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bony Knee Knee Knee Bony Knee Looked Knees Mother Mother Knee Parenting
My lessons didn't come at my father's knee. Like all good lessons, they were learned from example. — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
When I was four-years-old, my mother took me to the family doctor to sort out my knock knees. His suggestion was either wearing built-up… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
Stories first heard standing at a mother's knee, are never wholly forgotten, — a little spring that never quite dries up in our journey… — Giovanni Ruffini Copy Share Image
My 'new' knee now feels like a bionic knee compared with my old one. — Darcey Bussell Copy Share Image
A bloke once yelled out: 'You've got chubby knees.' I was 19. I've had a real complex about my knees ever since. — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
When I was 18, I broke my leg, and my shin came right through - like I had two knees. — Tony McCoy Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The knee just isn't 100 percent. It's hard to be out there when you know that you can't play at your best and could… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
I've broken my tailbone, wrists and legs over 10 times and that definitely doesn't equal the pain of cracking my head open.' — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
I've had five surgeries that could have ended most people's careers. But because of the fact that I'm resilient and have a lot of… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
Broken ribs are one of the worst injuries. I know, because one time I broke three ribs, which is a pretty rare thing. Usually… — Jerome Bettis Copy Share Image
I've paid the price over the years, though: a lot of injuries and surgeries related to my sports career; my hips and knees took… — Johnny Mathis Copy Share Image
There was a moment in 1996 I had to say: 'I have to try to get healthy.' We made a decision to fuse my… — Marco van Basten Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
People ask me why I keep getting injured but I have just had to accept it is one of those things that happen. — Jamie Redknapp Copy Share Image
Of all the surgeries I've had, there's not much left to operate on. I am totally bionic. — Clarence Clemons Copy Share Image
