Baby Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

A newborn has more skills than does a politician. The infant babbles, burbles, cuddles, coos; the politician just babbles.

— Derek Cooper

Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.

— Tim Barber

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

— H. L. Mencken

When you start to think about politicians, you've got to realize these are strange creatures. Other than the fact that they can't tell directions,…

— Omar Ahmad

If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably a horrible…

— Jon Stewart

There's a great public disinclination toward politicians.

— Arlen Specter

The politician is the creature of the public sentiment -- never goes ahead of it because he depends on it . . .

— Lucy Stone

Engaging in a sycophantic way with any politician in the short term is tempting. It offers the lure of access and the promise of…

— Ben Domenech

I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way I always…

— Jon Stewart

A politician is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground

— American Proverb

I'm not a political animal, I'm a curious animal.

— Morgan Fairchild

The longer a politician bears power, the more he is controlled by that power.

— Tom Coburn