Accessible Quote by Norm MacDonald

I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to…

— Norm MacDonald

I joke that every time I'm in the playoffs, it feels like I'm in the Super Bowl.

— Chris Long

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes…

— Chris Rock

I've always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one. We lost…

— John Elway

I keep to a minimum dialect, in-jokes about football (soccer) teams and soap opera characters, so as not to lose North American readers.

— Peter Robinson

First of all I have to ask myself what am I trying to say and who am I trying to tell the story to.…

— Steve Bunce

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock

Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing.

— Keith Olbermann

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm.

— Wendy Liebman

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton

Guy friend: 'Ok, what do you know about the Super Bowl?' Me: 'well I've watched the Blind Side?'

— Emma Watson