Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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I'm definitely not for any haunted houses. They're all scary to me. — Patrick Mahomes Copy Share Image
If I were ghost ,i would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started masturbating. — @efiosiugbore Copy Share Image
I think that everybody should go out there and test their curiosity, find a haunted place. — Zak Bagans Copy Share Image
I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image