Eyes Open Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the shower.

— Rashida Rowe

I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower *HAPPENS…

— Anonymous

Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I'm taking a shower.

— Justin Hires

I can fall asleep in the shower without drowning.

— Thundercat

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

— Conrad Hilton

For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check…

— Anonymous

I alway's make important life decisions when I'm in the shower.Might have a bath today and see what happens.

— Nic

“Speaking of your eyeballs, dear brother,I overheard some girls talking about you in the restroom at the tournament hotel. Apparently rumor now has it…

— Elle Lothlorien

My worst habit is taking too long in the shower.

— Raymond Ablack

Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.

— Conrad Hilton

I'm about to take a shower. Adjust your secret web cams accordingly

— Nikhil Saluja

If I were in your room, using just my eyes I would tell you.

— You Me At Six