Chainsaw Quote by Thomas McGuane Download Open image “My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw” — Thomas McGuane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chainsaw Life
Once in a while I'll order an omelet, 'cause I'm not very good at making omelets. — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
I love being in my kitchen. I'm quite a traditional cook, but I make a mean omelette. I'd like to open an omelette restaurant.… — Suzanne Shaw Copy Share Image
A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff. — Jennifer L. Knox Copy Share Image
In the seventies when I was struggling, I ate the same thing every day at Big Nick's Burger Joint on Broadway and 77th Street.… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
“She always had a big pot of oatmeal going on the stove and was happy to whip up a short stack of pancakes at… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit. — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
The best time of my life was living at my mum and dad's and watching things on television like 'Saturday Night at the London… — Nigel Benn Copy Share Image
The trouble is, you can't properly present something you don't believe in. — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
“She ate her breakfast in silence, then drove downtown in weather so lowering the streetlights seemed decapitated. This was when you could discover if… — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
I simply feel that the frontier of angling is no longer either ethical or geographical. The Bible tells us to watch and listen. Something… — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
We have reached the time in the life of the planet, and humanity's demand upon it, when every fisherman will have to be a… — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
The occupational hazard of making a spectacle of yourself, over the long haul, is that at some point you buy a ticket too. — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
An undisturbed river is as perfect as we will ever know, every refractive slide of cold water a glimpse of eternity. — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.” — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
“They were unironic enthusiasts for all the mass pleasures the culture offered: television, NASCAR, cruises, Disney World, sports, celebrity gossip, and local politics.” — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form… — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
By your late thirties the ground has begun to grow hard. It grows harder and harder until the day that it admits you. — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point. — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub,… — Banksy Copy Share Image
I don't have anything against either of the Dead movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, none of those movies. If it scares somebody, I think… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The most common form of terrorism in the U.S.A. is that carried on by bulldozers and chainsaws. It is not enough to understand the… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“Look at it this way: there are many here among us for whom the life force is best represented by the livid twitching of… — Lester Bangs Copy Share Image
Twenty miles on, we have spotted a roadside sign: 'CHAINSAW CARVED MUSHROOMS'. Troubles promptly forgotten, Stuart falls to gawping at the road ahead. What… — Alexander Masters Copy Share Image
On a grander scale, when a society segregates itself, the consequences affect the economy, the emotions, and the ecology. That's one reason why it's… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
Can I get a lock for my tent? Bears can't unzip tents, Lana. Well, chainsaw psychos who wander the woods looking for young girls… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“If an hour has passed and the tree’s still standing, it’s probably not the saw that’s the problem.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
I had done a lot of running in 'Texas Chainsaw' and sword-fighting in 'Percy Jackson,' which taught me to fall properly. — Alexandra Daddario Copy Share Image
I think the Chainsaw remake is very good and captures the spirit of the original film. It's true to the tone of the original,… — Tobe Hooper Copy Share Image
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old… — Nico Mirallegro Copy Share Image
I'm 24, and a lot of people my age grew up listening to bands that were big and making it from around here. I… — Josh Jones Copy Share Image
