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“Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start…” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.”

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