Bits Quote by Mitch Hedberg

A natural sponge is not as funny. A square sponge also fit that squeaky-clean idea I was going for.

— Stephen Hillenburg

I use a shredder for bank statements and phone bills. Most people use ribbon shredders that cut things straight: we can put those back…

— Frank Abagnale

Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.

— Jenna Fischer

Think of it like the best mac and cheese you've ever had. No neon yellow Velveeta and bread crumbs. I'm talking gourmet cheddar, the…

— Alaya Dawn Johnson

Even clingfilm - if it's gone over a salad bowl, take it off, use it again. I wash out carrier bags; I save brown…

— Joanna Lumley

Try to be a filter, not a sponge.

— Stephen Chbosky

“Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would not take the garbage out! She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans, Candy the yams and spice the…

— Shel Silverstein

I think, sometimes, you can just get really burnt out on something you enjoy doing and feel like the sponge is completely wrung dry.

— Andrea Riseborough

Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

— Roz Chast

Sometimes it's not about the mess you made, but about how you clean it up.

— Nishan Panwar

You can call me whatever. Philly Cheese. Bubble Cheese. Whatever.

— Dion Waiters

The dishwasher is the best invention in the world, I didn't grow up with one so it's my prize possession in the kitchen!

— Laura Whitmore