Dating Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dating Girlfriend Mad
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
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I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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