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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

— Mitch Hedberg

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what…

— Dave Attell

If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.

— John Mayer

If a girl tries to talk to you, knowing you have a girlfriend. She's not even worth talking to. She's basically trying to mess…

— Cutie_With_A_Booty

You can't have your girlfriend mad at you.

— Jrue Holiday

I try to keep that quiet unless it is asked but yeah, I have a girlfriend and she is a great girl

— Jesse McCartney

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet

— Harry Styles

When your girlfriend says, you can tell me anything, she's really saying, I'm going to tell this to my next boyfriend.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I'm starting to think I'll probably never have a girlfriend, which would be okay too. On those few occasions when a girl has actually…

— Ellen Wittlinger

Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so.

— John Legend

I've not got a girlfriend at the moment. Somebody said, 'Do you worry girls are just giving you attention because of who you are?'…

— Daniel Radcliffe

Every girl I've gone out with has said something to me first.

— Liev Schreiber